barbarastanwyck:

Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid. 

Clue (1985)

(Source: gloriaswanson)

3:27

wifiweed:

*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*

3:25

(Source: aclevine51)

12:51

heatherlikesthisalot:

shoutout to my genetics

image

(Source: skeeotch)

10:45

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

10:40

lovel-ylesbian:

My talents include liking people way out of my league 

11:07

chickensandwich:

i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

(Source: unclefather)

10:45

(Source: tornater)

7:42

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

2:16
❝ 2 million.
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